BREAKING! New study finds artists are everywhere

New York, NY – April 1, 2016 – In a landmark new study that draws on decades of research and intense collaboration with government agencies including the CIA and Secret Service, and drawing on data from the NSA, A Blade of Grass has determined that artists are everywhere, with estimates as high as 100% worldwide. While this creative activity is often conducted in deep secrecy, there is hard evidence that as many as every single one of us are harboring novel thoughts and ideas, and engaging in undirected play.

When asked for comment Sascha, Chief Morale Officer at A Blade of Grass, confirmed the findings, stating: “Yes, that sounds about right.”


Probably a whole lot of artists, via Flickr.

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